YOU SAID:
today I ate my dog and the committed arson at the nearest prison
INTO JAPANESE
今日、私は最寄りの刑務所で私の犬と犯した放火を食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today I ate arson I committed with my dog in the nearest prison
INTO JAPANESE
夕方私は犬と散歩する。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In the evening I walk with my dog.
INTO JAPANESE
夕方私は犬と散歩する。
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