YOU SAID:
to wear a cat on one's head
INTO JAPANESE
猫を頭にかぶる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wear a cat on my head.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の頭の上に猫を身に着けている。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am wearing a cat on my head.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の頭の上に猫を身に着けています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am wearing a cat on my head.
Come on, you can do better than that.