YOU SAID:
to perform an exorcism, first light a candle, then, chant in her name, then smack with a stick, then ask Jesus, when you're done, clean up the mess you've made
INTO JAPANESE
悪魔払い、最初の光を実行するキャンドル、そして、彼女の名前の聖歌、棒で平手で打つし、イエス、終わったら、あなたが作った混乱を一掃
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Clean up the mess you made, Jesus, when you are done, hit smack in the choir to perform the exorcism, first light candles, and her name and stick
INTO JAPANESE
イエスは、あなたが作った混乱を一掃したら、ヒット悪魔払い、最初のろうそくの彼女の名前やスティックの聖歌隊で舌鼓
That didn't even make that much sense in English.