YOU SAID:

To pee or not to pee this is the question

INTO JAPANESE

おしっこするかしないかは、これが問題です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This is a problem whether you pee or not

INTO JAPANESE

これはおしっこかどうかに関係なく問題です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This is a problem regardless of whether you are peeing

INTO JAPANESE

これは、おしっこしているかどうかに関係なく問題です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This is a problem regardless of whether you are peeing