YOU SAID:
To pee or not to pee this is the answer
INTO JAPANESE
おしっこするかしないかは、これが答えです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is the answer to whether you pee or not
INTO JAPANESE
これがおしっこかどうかの答えです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The answer is whether this is pee
INTO JAPANESE
答えは、これがおしっこかどうかです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The answer is whether this is pee
Come on, you can do better than that.