YOU SAID:

To pee, or not to pee. That is the Question!

INTO JAPANESE

おしっこ、または、おしっこをしないには。それが問題だ!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

To not pee or pee. That's the problem!

INTO JAPANESE

おしっこをしたり、おしっこをしません。それが問題だ!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Do not Pee and pee. That's the problem!

INTO JAPANESE

おしっこ、おしっこないです。それが問題だ!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is no pee, pee. That's the problem!

INTO JAPANESE

おしっこ、おしっこはありません。それが問題だ!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Do not Pee and pee. That's the problem!

INTO JAPANESE

おしっこ、おしっこないです。それが問題だ!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is no pee, pee. That's the problem!

INTO JAPANESE

おしっこ、おしっこはありません。それが問題だ!