YOU SAID:
To maple or not to maple, that is the bacon.
INTO JAPANESE
メイプルするかしないか、それがベーコンです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not maple, it is bacon
INTO JAPANESE
かえでない、ベーコン
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Maple, bacon
INTO JAPANESE
もみじ、ベーコン
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Maple, bacon
That didn't even make that much sense in English.