YOU SAID:
To be or not to pee around, that is not the question
INTO JAPANESE
おしっこをするかしないか、それは問題ではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pee or not, it doesn't matter
INTO JAPANESE
おしっこかどうかは関係ありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It doesn't matter if you're peeing
INTO JAPANESE
おしっこをしていても構いません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It doesn't matter if you're peeing
You've done this before, haven't you.