YOU SAID:
`Tis wiser to pee in the toilet
INTO JAPANESE
`トイレでおしっこする方が賢明
BACK INTO ENGLISH
`It is better to pee in the toilet
INTO JAPANESE
`トイレでおしっこする方が良い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
`It is better to pee in the toilet
That didn't even make that much sense in English.