YOU SAID:
Time and tide waits for gnome man.
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時間と潮は、gnome 男を待ちます。
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Time and tide waits for the gnome guys.
INTO JAPANESE
時間と潮の流れは、gnome は、みんなを待ちます。
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Time and tide wait for everyone to GNOME.
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時間と潮の流れを誰もが GNOME を待ちます。
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Time and tide wait for no GNOME.
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時間と潮は GNOME を待ちません。
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Time and tide don't wait for GNOME.
INTO JAPANESE
時間と潮は、GNOME を待たないでください。
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Time and tide don't wait for GNOME.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.