YOU SAID:
tie me kangaroo down sport
INTO JAPANESE
私にスポーツの下でカンガルーを結ぶ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I connect kangaroos under sports to me
INTO JAPANESE
私はスポーツの下でカンガルーを私につなぐ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I connect kangaroos to me under sports
INTO JAPANESE
私はスポーツの下で私にカンガルーをつなぐ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I connect kangaroos to me under sports
That didn't even make that much sense in English.