YOU SAID:
tickle my knee and call me andrew
INTO JAPANESE
私の膝をくすぐり、私に電話をかけて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tick my knees and call me
INTO JAPANESE
私の膝をカチカチと音をたてて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tick my knee
INTO JAPANESE
私の膝を刻む
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cut my knee
INTO JAPANESE
膝を切る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cut the knee
INTO JAPANESE
膝を切る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cut the knee
That didn't even make that much sense in English.