YOU SAID:

Thy gluteus maximus was thoroughly spanked and was the colour of raw bacon which is similar in consistency to a wobbly tongue stack.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの大殿は完全に叩かれており、生のベーコンの色であり、むらのある舌の束に一貫性があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Your palace is completely beaten, has the color of raw bacon, and has a consistent bunch of uneven tongues.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの宮殿は完全に打ち負かされ、生ベーコンの色をしており、不均一な舌の一貫した束を持っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Your palace is completely defeated, has the color of raw bacon, and has a consistent bunch of uneven tongues.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの宮殿は完全に敗北し、生のベーコンの色を持ち、不均一な舌の一貫した束を持っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Your palace is completely defeated, has the color of raw bacon, and has a consistent bunch of uneven tongues.