YOU SAID:

thy bluejay is the ugliest darn bird i have ever had the misfortune to behold

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汝のブルージェイ、見よに不幸を持っていた今までが醜いのろくでもない鳥

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Behold thy Blue Jay, has ever had the unfortunate ugly even slow bird

INTO JAPANESE

見よ、汝のアオカケス、不幸な醜いも遅い鳥を飼った

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Behold, thy Aoaques, unfortunate ugly also kept a late bird

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見よ、あなたのアオアケ、不幸な醜いも遅い鳥を保った

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Behold, your aoake, unfortunate ugly also kept the late bird

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見て、あなたのaoake、不幸な醜いも遅い鳥を保った

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Look, your aoake, unfortunate ugly also kept a late bird

INTO JAPANESE

見て、あなたのaoake、不幸な醜いも遅い鳥を保った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Look, your aoake, unfortunate ugly also kept a late bird