YOU SAID:
thumb on my foot ew poo poo il computer
INTO JAPANESE
私の足の親指ew poo poo il computer
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My big toe ew poo poo il computer
INTO JAPANESE
私の大きなつま先のうんち
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My big toe poo
INTO JAPANESE
足の親指
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Big toe
INTO JAPANESE
足の親指
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Big toe
That didn't even make that much sense in English.