YOU SAID:
Three cows shot me down...HELP ME!
INTO JAPANESE
3頭の牛が私を撃墜しました…私を助けて!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Three cows shot me down ... Please help me!
INTO JAPANESE
3頭の牛が私を撃墜しました…助けてください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Three cows shot me down ... Please help me!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.