YOU SAID:
Thou who eat will eat there mom.
INTO JAPANESE
食べるあなたはお母さんをそこに食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat you eat mom there.
INTO JAPANESE
そこでママを食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat my mom there.
INTO JAPANESE
私はそこでお母さんを食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat my mom there.
You should move to Japan!