YOU SAID:
thou shalt unscrewest the pommel and endest thyne opponnent rightly!
INTO JAPANESE
汝は柄頭を unscrewest ことなかれ、当然 thyne opponnent を endest!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Thou art to pummel unscrewest that he and of course thyne opponnent with endest!
INTO JAPANESE
柄頭になた、彼を unscrewest とコースの thyne の opponnent の endest!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pummel on thee and him unscrewest and of course the thyne opponnent endest!
INTO JAPANESE
なたと彼を殴る unscrewest ともちろん thyne opponnent endest!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hit him with your unscrewest and of course thyne opponnent endest!
INTO JAPANESE
彼にヒット、unscrewest コース thyne opponnent の endest と!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hit him, and unscrewest course thyne opponnent endest!
INTO JAPANESE
彼のヒットし、unscrewest コース thyne opponnent endest!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Then hit his unscrewest course thyne opponnent endest!
INTO JAPANESE
彼を押してコース thyne opponnent unscrewest endest!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Press him course thyne opponnent unscrewest endest!
INTO JAPANESE
彼のコースの thyne opponnent を押して unscrewest endest!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Press his course thyne opponnent unscrewest endest!
INTO JAPANESE
彼のコースの thyne opponnent を押して unscrewest endest!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Press his course thyne opponnent unscrewest endest!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.