YOU SAID:
Thou shalt not Friend-zone another innocent man. For i am thou's angel of vengeance and repentence and this is thy's last chance for repentence
INTO JAPANESE
なかれ友人領域ではなく別の無実の男。私はあなたの天使の復讐と悔い改めのとこれは汝の悔い改めの最後のチャンス
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And behold, not in the friends area of another innocent man. I will revenge your Angel of repentance and it's the last chance for thy repentance
INTO JAPANESE
そして見よ, 別の無実の男の友人の地域ではないです。悔い改めのあなたの天使を復讐が、汝の悔い改めの最後のチャンス
That didn't even make that much sense in English.