YOU SAID:

THOU ART THE ART THOU STICK YOUR HAND IN THE TV DO IT DO IT DO IT

INTO JAPANESE

汝は芸術なり 汝はテレビに手を突っ込め やれやれ やれやれ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You are the art, you stick your hand in the TV, oh my, oh my

INTO JAPANESE

君は芸術だ、テレビに手を突っ込むんだ、あらまあ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You're art, stick your hand in the TV, oh my gosh.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは芸術です、テレビに手を突っ込んでください、おやまあ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You're art, stick your hand in the TV, oh my gosh.