YOU SAID:
Thou art as rheumatic as two dry toasts
INTO JAPANESE
2つの乾杯のようなリウマチのような芸術
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Arts like rheumatism like two toasts
INTO JAPANESE
2つの乾杯のようなリウマチのような芸術
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Arts like rheumatism like two toasts
That didn't even make that much sense in English.