YOU SAID:
thongs on my bottom in a car with three wheeles
INTO JAPANESE
3 wheeles の車で私の下でひも
BACK INTO ENGLISH
car 3 wheeles on under my thong
INTO JAPANESE
私のひもの下に車 3 wheeles
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Underneath the laces of my car 3 wheeles
INTO JAPANESE
私の車のレースの下に3輪
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Three wheels under my car race
INTO JAPANESE
私の車レースの下にある3つの車輪
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Three wheels under my car race
You should move to Japan!