YOU SAID:
Thomas drinks windex unironicly
INTO JAPANESE
トーマスは風邪をひいて飲まない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Thomas does not drink cold.
INTO JAPANESE
絶対禁酒者
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Abstinent
INTO JAPANESE
絶対禁酒者
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Abstinent
That didn't even make that much sense in English.