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YOU SAID:

This weekend, I was shot with a gun, married off to a French woman, and sold to the mafia.

INTO JAPANESE

今週末私は銃で撃たれフランス人女性と結婚しマフィアに売られた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This weekend, I was shot with a gun, married to a Frenchwoman and sold to the Mafia.

INTO JAPANESE

今週末私は銃で撃たれフランス人女性と結婚しマフィアに売られた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This weekend, I was shot with a gun, married to a Frenchwoman and sold to the Mafia.

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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