YOU SAID:
This website is so useless my noose broke
INTO JAPANESE
このウェブサイトは役に立たないので、縄が壊れました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I broke my rope because this website is useless
INTO JAPANESE
このウェブサイトが役に立たないので、ロープを壊しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I broke my rope because this website is useless
That didn't even make that much sense in English.