YOU SAID:
This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: huge success. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science. We do what we must, because, we can. For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake, and the science gets done, and you make a neat gun, for the people who are still alive. I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart and killed me. And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned, it hurt because, I was so happy for you. Now these points of data make a beautiful line, and we're out of data, we're releasing on time. So I'm glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned, for the people who are still alive. Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa. That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance. Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist. Look at me still talking when there's science to do. When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you. I've experiments to run, there is research to be done, on the people who are, still alive. And believe me I am, still alive. I'm doing science and I'm still alive. I feel fantastic and I am still alive. When you're dying I'll be, still alive. And when you're dead I'll be, still alive. Still alive, still alive.
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これは、勝利であった。ここにメモを作っています: 巨大な成功。私の満足度を誇張するは難しいです。すきま科学。私たちの必要がありますので、我々 がすることができますを行います。ものを除くすべての私たちの利益のために、人は死んでいます。しかし、すべての間違いで頑張って、ケーキがなくなるまで泣いている意味がないと科学が行われ、する、
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It was in the victory. Am making a note here: huge success. To overstate my satisfaction is difficult. Aperture science. We need, so we can do. For the benefit of all of us, except to people who are dead. But
INTO JAPANESE
勝利だった。ここにメモを作っています: 巨大な成功。私の満足度を誇張するは難しいです。すきま科学。我々 は、我々 が行うことができます必要があります。利益のために、私たちのすべての人々 を除いて死んでいます。だがしかし
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It was a victory. Am making a note here: huge success. To overstate my satisfaction is difficult. Aperture science. We can do that we need. For the benefit, except all the people of the us are dying. But
INTO JAPANESE
それは勝利だった。ここにメモを作っています: 巨大な成功。私の満足度を誇張するは難しいです。すきま科学。我々 は我々 が必要があることを行うことができます。米国の人々 は死んでいるすべてを除いての利益。だがしかし
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It was a victory. Am making a note here: huge success. To overstate my satisfaction is difficult. Aperture science. We can do that we need. People of the United States's interests except everything is dead. But
INTO JAPANESE
それは勝利だった。ここにメモを作っています: 巨大な成功。私の満足度を誇張するは難しいです。すきま科学。我々 は我々 が必要があることを行うことができます。米国の興味を除いてすべては死んでいるの人々。だがしかし
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It was a victory. Am making a note here: huge success. To overstate my satisfaction is difficult. Aperture science. We can do that we need. Except for the interest of the United States are all dead people. But
INTO JAPANESE
それは勝利だった。ここにメモを作っています: 巨大な成功。私の満足度を誇張するは難しいです。すきま科学。我々 は我々 が必要があることを行うことができます。アメリカ合衆国の関心を除いてすべての死者をします。だがしかし
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It was a victory. Am making a note here: huge success. To overstate my satisfaction is difficult. Aperture science. We can do that we need. All dead except for the interest of the United States of America. But
INTO JAPANESE
それは勝利だった。ここにメモを作っています: 巨大な成功。私の満足度を誇張するは難しいです。すきま科学。我々 は我々 が必要があることを行うことができます。アメリカ合衆国の関心を除いてすべて死んだ。だがしかし
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It was a victory. Am making a note here: huge success. To overstate my satisfaction is difficult. Aperture science. We can do that we need. All dead except for the interest of the United States of America. But
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