YOU SAID:
this tiny cow exploded into my ugly face
INTO JAPANESE
私の醜い顔に爆発したこの小さな牛
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This little cow exploded on my ugly face
INTO JAPANESE
私の醜い顔に爆発したこの小さな牛
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This little cow exploded on my ugly face
You've done this before, haven't you.