YOU SAID:
this thing doesnt work
INTO JAPANESE
このことは機能しません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This doesn't work
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これが上手くいかないならば
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If this doesn't work,
INTO JAPANESE
これが上手くいかないならば
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If this doesn't work,
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