YOU SAID:
this thing absolutely does not work. mark my words.
INTO JAPANESE
このことは絶対にうまくいきません。私が言ったことを覚えておいてくださいね。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This thing definitely won't work. Please remember what I said.
INTO JAPANESE
これは絶対にうまくいきません。私が言ったことを覚えておいてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This definitely won't work. Remember what I said.
INTO JAPANESE
これは絶対にうまくいきません。私が言ったことを思い出してください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This definitely won't work. Remember what I said
INTO JAPANESE
これは絶対にうまくいきません。私が言ったことを覚えている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This definitely won't work. remember what i said
INTO JAPANESE
これは絶対にうまくいきません。私が言ったことを覚えている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This definitely won't work. remember what i said
That didn't even make that much sense in English.