YOU SAID:

This theory weaves together Japanese fishing routes, Nokia phones, and the Trans-Siberian Railway to prove Finland doesn't exist.

INTO JAPANESE

この理論は、日本釣りルート、ノキアの携帯電話、およびフィンランドが存在しないことを証明する Trans シベリアの鉄道一緒に編みます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This theory is knit together to prove that Japan fishing roots, Nokia mobile phones, and Finland does not exist Trans-Siberian railway.