YOU SAID:
This soul-breaking record is sure to transform your hands into webbed paws.
INTO JAPANESE
この魂を揺るがす記録は、あなたの手を水かきのある足に変えること間違いなしです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This soul-stirring record is sure to turn your hands into webbed feet.
INTO JAPANESE
この魂を揺さぶるレコードは、あなたの手を水かきのある足に変えてしまうはずです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This soul-stirring record is sure to turn your hands into webbed feet.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
