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This sentence would have been in French if I were Parisian, but I have never gone to Paris, nor have I ever seen a three-headed Parisian nymph.

INTO JAPANESE

私がパリジャンだったら、この文はフランス語だったでしょうが、私はパリに行ったことがなく、三頭のパリのニンフを見たことがありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I were a Parisian, this sentence would have been in French, but I have never been to Paris and have never seen three Parisian nymphs.

INTO JAPANESE

もし私がパリジャンだったら、この文章はフランス語だったでしょうが、私はパリに行ったことがなく、パリのニンフを3人見たことがありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I were a Parisian, this sentence would have been in French, but I have never been to Paris and have never seen three nymphs in Paris.

INTO JAPANESE

もし私がパリジャンだったら、この文章はフランス語だったでしょうが、私はパリに行ったことがなく、パリで3人のニンフを見たことがありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I were Parisian, this sentence would have been in French, but I have never been to Paris and have never seen three nymphs in Paris.

INTO JAPANESE

もし私がパリジャンだったら、この文章はフランス語だったでしょうが、私はパリに行ったことがなく、パリで3人のニンフを見たことがありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I were Parisian, this sentence would have been in French, but I have never been to Paris and have never seen three nymphs in Paris.