YOU SAID:
This sentence is definitely not true, trust me, it's all false, I swear to dog.
INTO JAPANESE
この文は間違いなく真実ではない、私を信頼し、それはすべて間違っている、私は犬に誓う。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This sentence is definitely not true, trust me, it's all wrong, I swear to the dog.
INTO JAPANESE
この文は絶対に真実ではない、私を信頼しなさい、それはすべて間違っている、私は犬に誓う。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This sentence is absolutely not true, trust me, it's all wrong, I swear to the dog.
INTO JAPANESE
この文は絶対に真実ではない、私を信頼しなさい、それはすべて間違っている、私は犬に誓う。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This sentence is absolutely not true, trust me, it's all wrong, I swear to the dog.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.