YOU SAID:
this pen won't leak into your pocket and embarrass you
INTO JAPANESE
あんたを二つ折りにして 尻のポケットから 家の鍵を奪って
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm gonna make you fucking bend over and I'm gonna reach up your ass into your pocket and get the keys to your house.
INTO JAPANESE
あんたを二つ折りにして 尻のポケットから 家の鍵を奪って
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm gonna make you fucking bend over and I'm gonna reach up your ass into your pocket and get the keys to your house.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.