YOU SAID:
This one time I visited the Vatican and I was arrested because I committed thanos
INTO JAPANESE
これは私がバチカンに行ったときに犯されたために逮捕された
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This was arrested for being fucked when I went to the Vatican
INTO JAPANESE
これは私がバチカンに行ったときに犯されたために逮捕された
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This was arrested for being fucked when I went to the Vatican
That didn't even make that much sense in English.