YOU SAID:
This one time I visited the Vatican and I was arrested because I committed feces
INTO JAPANESE
これは私がバチカンに行ったときに私が糞を犯したために逮捕された
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This was arrested because I made a shit when I went to the Vatican
INTO JAPANESE
これは、私がバチカンに行ったときに私がたわごとを作ったために逮捕された
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This was arrested because I made a shit when I went to the Vatican
Well done, yes, well done!