YOU SAID:
This one time I found a big dong, then it fell over and killed me
INTO JAPANESE
この1回、私は大きなドンを見つけ、その後、それは転倒し、私を殺した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This one time I found a big don, and then it fell over and killed me
INTO JAPANESE
今回は大きなドンを見つけたのですが、倒れて殺されました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I found a big don this time, but I fell down and was killed.
INTO JAPANESE
今回は大きなドンを見つけましたが、転んで殺されました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I found a big don this time, but I fell and was killed.
INTO JAPANESE
今回は大きなドンを見つけましたが、私は落ちて殺されました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I found a big don this time, but I fell and was killed.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.