YOU SAID:
This morning I peed and pooped in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
今朝、私はズボンでおしっこし、うんちをしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This morning, I peeed in pants and pooped
INTO JAPANESE
今朝、私はズボンでおしっこし、うんちをしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This morning, I peeed in pants and pooped
That didn't even make that much sense in English.