YOU SAID:
This morning I defecated in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
今朝、ズボンで排便しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I defecate in pants this morning
INTO JAPANESE
今朝パンツで排便する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Defecate with pants this morning
INTO JAPANESE
今朝パンツで排便
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Defecate with pants this morning
That's deep, man.