YOU SAID:
This morning I defecated in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
今朝、ズボンで排便しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I defecate in pants this morning
INTO JAPANESE
今朝パンツで排便する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Defecate with pants this morning
INTO JAPANESE
今朝パンツで排便
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Defecate with pants this morning
You've done this before, haven't you.