YOU SAID:
this isn't a joke call 911 my address is
INTO JAPANESE
これは私のアドレスは冗談の呼び出しではありません 911
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is not my address a joke call 911
INTO JAPANESE
これは私のアドレスではない冗談の呼び出し911
BACK INTO ENGLISH
joke call this is not my address 911
INTO JAPANESE
冗談の呼び出しこれは私のアドレス911ではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
joke call this is not my address 911
You should move to Japan!