YOU SAID:
this isn't a beach this is a bathtub
INTO JAPANESE
これは、ビーチではないこれはバスタブ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's location is not on the beach, which
INTO JAPANESE
ビーチではそれの場所を
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On the beach it's place
INTO JAPANESE
それは場所でビーチ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is where the beach.
INTO JAPANESE
それは、ビーチ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's a beach.
INTO JAPANESE
ビーチだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's a beach.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.