YOU SAID:
This is why you have no friends, collin
INTO JAPANESE
これはなぜあなたはコリンの友人を持っていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is why your friend Colin has not.
INTO JAPANESE
これ友達のコリンがあるない理由です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is not because this is my friend Colin.
INTO JAPANESE
これは私の友人コリンわけはないです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is my friend Colin's was not.
INTO JAPANESE
これは私の友人は、コリンのではなかったです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is my friend Colin's was not.
You should move to Japan!