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this is utterly incorrect. laughing out loud while simultaneously peeing in my pants as my dog barks at me terrifyingly

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これはまったく間違っています。私の犬が私を恐怖で吠えるように私のズボンで同時に泣きながら声を出して笑っている

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This is totally wrong. I smile with my voice crying at my pants at the same time as my dog ​​barks with fear

INTO JAPANESE

これは完全に間違っています。私は恐怖で私の犬の鳴き声と同時に私のズボンで泣いている自分の声と笑顔します。

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This is completely wrong. I fear with the crying in my pants and my dog barks at the same time his voice and smile.

INTO JAPANESE

これは完全に間違っています。私はズボンで泣いているのを恐れ、私の犬は同時に彼の声と笑顔を鳴らします。

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This is totally wrong. I am afraid of crying in my pants and my dog ​​sounds his voice and smile at the same time.

INTO JAPANESE

これは全く間違っています。私は私のズボンで泣いているのを恐れ、私の犬は同時に彼の声と笑顔を鳴らします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This is totally wrong. I'm afraid to cry in my pants and my dog sounds with his voice and smile at the same time.

INTO JAPANESE

これは全く間違っています。私は彼の声と笑顔で私のズボンと私の犬の音で同時に泣いてしまうのを恐れている。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This is totally wrong. I am afraid to cry at the same time with my pants and my dog's sound with his voice and smile.

INTO JAPANESE

これは完全に間違っています。私は私のズボンと同じ時間と彼の声と私の犬の音で泣くし、笑顔を恐れています。

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This is totally wrong. I cry at the same time as my pants, with his voice and the sound of my dog ​​and I am afraid of a smile.

INTO JAPANESE

これは完全に間違っています。私は彼の声と私の犬の音と、私のズボンと同時に泣いて、笑顔が怖い。

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This is totally wrong. I cry at the same time as my pants, with the sound of my voice and my dog, I am afraid of smiling.

INTO JAPANESE

これは全く間違っています。私は私の声と私の犬の鳴き声と、私のズボンと同時に泣いて、私は笑いが怖いです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This is totally wrong. I cry at the same time with my pants and my pants and my barks, I am afraid of laughing.

INTO JAPANESE

これは全く間違っています。私は私のズボンとズボンと私の吠え声で同時に泣いて、私は笑っているのを恐れている。

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This is totally wrong. I cry at the same time with my pants and trousers and my bark, I am afraid of laughing.

INTO JAPANESE

これは全く間違っています。私はズボンとズボンと私の樹皮と同時に泣いて、私は笑っているのを恐れている。

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This is totally wrong. I cry at the same time with my pants and trousers and my bark, I am afraid of laughing.