YOU SAID:

This is the absolute worst pizza I have ever had the displeasure to have unfortunately laid my eyes on.

INTO JAPANESE

残念ながら私が目を覚ましてしまったことはこれまでにない最悪のピザです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Unfortunately my awake has been the worst pizza ever.

INTO JAPANESE

残念ながら私の目覚めは今までにない最悪のピザでした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Unfortunately my awakening was the worst pizza ever.

INTO JAPANESE

残念なことに私の目覚めは今までにない最悪のピザでした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Unfortunately my awakening was the worst pizza ever.