YOU SAID:
this is straight as yo mama
INTO JAPANESE
これはヨ・ママのように真っ直ぐである
BACK INTO ENGLISH
this is as straight as Yo Mama
INTO JAPANESE
これはヨ・ママのように真っ直ぐである
BACK INTO ENGLISH
this is as straight as Yo Mama
That didn't even make that much sense in English.