YOU SAID:
this is sparta *kicks guy into pit*
INTO JAPANESE
これはスパルタ * にピット * キック男
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is Sparta * the pit * kick man
INTO JAPANESE
これはスパルタ * ピット * 男をキック
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is Sparta * pit * man kick
INTO JAPANESE
これはスパルタ * ピット * 男キック
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is Sparta * pit * man kick
That didn't even make that much sense in English.