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this is really stupid so today i went to china and came back and now i have nothing do have you ever seen the movie the visit? we're getting a new sofa like next week lol
INTO JAPANESE
これは本当にばかげているので、今日私は中国に行って戻ってきました、そして今私は映画を見たことがありますか?私たちは来週のように新しいソファを持っています笑
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This is so ridiculous that today I went back to China and came back, and have I seen a movie now? We have a new sofa as next week lol
INTO JAPANESE
これはとてもばかげているので今日私は中国に戻り、戻ってきました、そして私は今映画を見ましたか?私たちは来週笑として新しいソファを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is so ridiculous that today I returned to China and came back, and did I see the movie now? We have a new sofa as next week lol
INTO JAPANESE
これはとてもばかげているので今日私は中国に戻って戻ってきました、そして私は今映画を見ましたか?私たちは来週笑として新しいソファを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is so ridiculous that I came back to China today, and did I see the movie now? We have a new sofa as next week lol
INTO JAPANESE
これはとてもばかげているので今日私は中国に戻ってきました、そして私は今その映画を見ましたか?私たちは来週笑として新しいソファを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is so ridiculous that I came back to China today, and did I see that movie now? We have a new sofa as next week lol
INTO JAPANESE
これはとてもばかげているので今日私は中国に戻ってきました、そして私は今その映画を見ましたか?私たちは来週笑として新しいソファを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is so ridiculous that I came back to China today, and did I see that movie now? We have a new sofa as next week lol
That didn't even make that much sense in English.