YOU SAID:
This is not a joke, you have won one apple iphone and a lifetime of viruses
INTO JAPANESE
これは冗談ではありません、1 つのアップル社の iphone とウイルスの寿命を獲得しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is not a joke, has won one of Apple Inc.'s iphone and the virus of life.
INTO JAPANESE
これは冗談ではありません、1 つのアップル社の iphone と人生のウイルスを獲得しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is not a joke, has won one of Apple Inc.'s iphone and the life virus.
INTO JAPANESE
これは冗談ではありません、1 つのアップル社の iphone と生命ウイルスを獲得しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is not a joke, has won one of Apple Inc.'s iphone and the life virus.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.