YOU SAID:
This is my pipi, touch it, touch it!
INTO JAPANESE
これは私のおしっこ、それに触れる、それをタッチ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is my pee, to touch it, touch it!
INTO JAPANESE
これは私のおしっこで、それに触れて、それをタッチ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is my wee, touch it, touch it!
INTO JAPANESE
これは私のおしっこ、それに触れる、それをタッチ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is my pee, to touch it, touch it!
INTO JAPANESE
これは私のおしっこで、それに触れて、それをタッチ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is my wee, touch it, touch it!
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