YOU SAID:
this is my goldfish berny sanders and hes a straight hottie
INTO JAPANESE
これは私の金魚のバーニーサンダーで、彼はまっすぐな湯たんぽです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is my goldfish Bernie Thunder, he is a straight hottie
INTO JAPANESE
これは私の金魚バーニーサンダーです、彼はまっすぐな湯たんぽです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is my goldfish Bernie Thunder, he is a straight hottie
That didn't even make that much sense in English.